d'Yuggoth, Samuel's Journal

June, 2033

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June 30, 2033

I found out that my dad kept a journal about what he did when he was a kitten. That sounds really cool so I want to try.

My name is d'Yuggoth, Samuel. I'm a songcat, which is a new kind of cat from the Dreamlands. We're big like lions and tigers but we have all different fur like housecats, and we have special brains so we can talk and do math and make plans, and special throats so we can sing and make all kinds of sounds, and special paws so we can write and draw and make tools, and special tummies so we can eat all kinds of things except choco, and special hearts so we can love everybody. But I'm only 8 years old, so I'm a songkitten.

My name is because I want to have a powerful brain like my great-auncle Big Sam. When I was a baby, my brain didn't work right, so my parents brought me to this town where the doctors could put me in a hospital box and make my brain grow up right. When I could understand about brains, I asked who had the most powerful brain and everyone pointed to Big Sam. He's so smart he doesn't think about things, he thinks about thinking about things, and how to make robots think better. We call him Big Sam even though he isn't as big as Number-Dad or Fairy-Mom, because he's a standing-up person so he goes way up tall, and he looks really strong and kind of scary, but really he's good for hugging.

All the kittens in our family had something wrong with us when we were babies, so nobody wanted us until Number-Dad and Fairy-Mom and Dragon-Mom got us and brought us to the hospital here to get all fixed up. The only one who isn't like that is my littlest sister Max, who got brought here because when Number-Dad and Fairy-Mom went to check for kittens who needed help, they met Max and loved her so much they had to bring her home. I think Dragon-Mom got really mad because they brought another kitten to take care of without asking, but she didn't get mad at Max. We all love Max because she's a really good kitten.

We have 7 kittens and 3 grownups in this little family, and we all live together in a nice house called the Kitten House. Clover-auncle lives with us too because she's taking classes in our town, but her mom lives in the Gram House. The underhiders can come here whenever they want, and keep their treasures here, but they're always away doing ninja stuff so I don't know if they really live here.

People who write books write a lot more than this, but I'm only writing a journal so I'm going to stop for today and eat some jam sandwiches.

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