Got up much earlier than I wanted to so I could go get blood drawn, then had to come back home and do more customer calls.

Read: She Drives Me Crazy (Kelly Quindlen): High school senior lesbians, coming out, basketball vs cheerleader, nemeses to fake dating, terrible exes.

Read: Not My Problem (Ciara Smyth): Irish school (transition year? what even?) lesbians, hostile acquaintances to oh-no-she’s-hot, a tangled web of favors, poverty, strange Indian guys, midnight hijinx, Irish cussing.

Words: FAIL.