Read: Unpregnant (Jenni Hendrix, Ted Caplan): Valedictorian in Missouri gets pregnant and has to go on a chaotic thousand-mile road trip with her estranged best friend to get a secret abortion. (Yes, there is screaming about how that’s the closest place without parental notification laws.) It’s still funny, but was probably funnier when it was being written and edited prior to this month.

Read: Hitomi-chan is Shy With Strangers vol 2 (Chorisuke Natsumi): Further slices in the life of the huge, terrifying, shark-toothed, secret cinnamon roll and her shrimpy cinnamon roll senpai.

Written: 664 kitten words. Marith kindly volunteered me to write Jus into the kitten words, so I’m trying.