Ugh, customers, chillax!

Read: Shikimori’s Not Just A Cutie vol 1 (Keigo Maki): She is cute, but also brave and cool and physically ept, which is good because the narrator apparently attracts all moving objects in his vicinity, from windblown newspapers to speeding trucks, and needs a lot of protecting by his awesome girlfriend.

Regular Words: 606 words about a kitten. Once that would have seemed like a lot…