Despite the actual shortage, I have obtained some Diet Dr Pepper! Still no Diet Snapple, though.

There is some kind of old car parade? convention? show? on my shopping street today, which makes me unjustifiedly grouchy. I like the shops on that street to not go out of business, and this is probably a big part of that, but you know who likes old cars? Old people. Lots of old people and their entire extended families. Who all walk veeeerrrryyyy sssslllooowwwwlllyyyyy.

Words: Check. I found the 100-odd words that needed changing to resolve the continuity issues, and then wrote some of the thing that isn’t happening in October or November after all.