Why am I not a tiger? What am I doing wrong?

I went grocery shopping and stuff, which I don’t think tigers do, and then I laid around the rest of the day, which is a step in the right direction.

Read: The Hungry Dreaming (Craig Schaefer): An intrepid reporter, her steadfast partner, and a teenaged runaway get tangled up in the secret history of New York dating back to the Revolutionary War. Despite the investigation and existential dread, it’s not Lovecraftian at all, but I was wondering for a while there. Apparently the start of a series, although I’m not sure where it can go from here.

Read: “That One Night” (Emily Rath): Straight-up one-night-stand smut, although apparently the prologue to another book or series. I dunno, choking still seems weird to me. Shows what I know about sex, I guess.

Written: 266, 1250 for the week, 12339 overall. No weird sex stuff.