Because fuck that guy.
Work is not nearly as fun as gaming.
Read: The Dead Take The A Train (Richard Kadrey, Cassandra Khaw): It’s an urban fantasy world of horrifying magic that ranges from grotty to capitalist (all rich people are in fact cultists) and is about to destroy the world, but our drug-addled freelance magical fuckup and her mundane childhood friend are having an extremely wholesome romance. All the plot threads are left dangling at the end, so there better be another one.
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