I like nachos in theory, but they never seem to be as good as I remember the nachos of my (relative) youth and make me vaguely ill. Maybe it’s because I’m not eating them with the stomach of my youth, which had a much better capacity for Mexicanish food. But I did not have nachos today, only work and kitty snuggles.

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Written: FAIL.