Staying indoors and never interacting with humans is a good way to avoid holiday nonsense.

Today’s meeting fact: Lizards can’t breath while they run, since they have to bend side to side, so their endurance is pretty limited. Boss²’s lizard Smaug was on the call, so I had to clarify that dragons are special lest he take offense.

Read: Homicidal Aliens Are Invading and All I Got Is This Stat Menu (JJ Ackerknecht): Pretty much what it says on the tin. Enigmatic aliens provide select humans with superpowers via a video-game interface to fight off murdery aliens. Basically the backstory to Stray Cat Strut, but just our regular cyberpunk dystopia, not a future one.

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