No terrible pranks on my Internet, which is good, because I wouldn’t have been smart enough to avoid falling for them.

Read: Dragonbreath: Curse of the Were-wiener (Ursula Vernon): Further adventures of fearful dragon and sensible iguana. Apparently the potato salad from the first book was completely canon.

Read: Dragonbreath: Lair of the Bat Monster (Ursula Vernon): Apparently the local bus system also serves the depths of the Mexican rainforest, much to the iguana’s dismay.

Read: Dragonbreath: No Such Thing As Ghosts (Ursula Vernon): Of course, the skeptical lizard also doesn’t believe in dragons or lycanthropy, so possibly she’s in the wrong setting. Can’t dispute that bullies have been empirically demonstrated to exist, though.

Words: 335 kitten words, which I guess is technically more than zero.