Yay, it’s virtual Friday! Boo, I have extra on-call on calendar Friday!

Read: Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device (James Aquilone): Humorous fantasy about a zombie PI in an NYC-flavored world of demons, monsters, and undead. Alas, the main character is very unsympathetic: zombies might be people too, but that doesn’t preclude them from being narcissistic assholes.

Read: Say Yes To The Cheerleader (Abby Crofton): High-school lesbian thinks the head cheerleader who she has crushed on since forever might be flirting with her. Spoiler: totally. After going “but she’s so pretty! and I thought she was straight!” for a suitable number of pages, she listens to literally everyone in her life who all ship them. There is one argument, which is soon resolved, and no actual conflict. I guess this is what they mean by “fluff”?

Words: 281 revision.